im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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