is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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