Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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