Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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