just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
