okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
This is my gift to your gina
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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