the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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