that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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