Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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