The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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