i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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