Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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