Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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