Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
why is half of my head shaved?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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