IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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