at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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