i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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