I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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