I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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