Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Even my vagina gasped.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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