It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You can make out without kissing
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