found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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