we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
this just has baby written all over it
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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