At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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