Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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