whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
