spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Dear god my vagina.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
