She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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