Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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