He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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