do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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