he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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