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apparently the secret to your success is patron
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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