...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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