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(908): View more from New Jersey

Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward

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(314): View more from Missouri

Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?

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(757): View more from Virginia

Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi

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(317): View more from Indiana

just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype

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(206): View more from Washington

Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.

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