And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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