Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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