she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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