You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize