Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
