i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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