I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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