i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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