I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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