this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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