Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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