That's when you crack a 10am beer
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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