babies were throwing up all over the place
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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