I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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