Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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