You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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