And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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