WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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