I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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