K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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