I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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