So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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